Topic: Cats
Category: Things
Author: Tesla
Creation Date: Thursday, January 18, 1996

The common (no cat would ever consider itself common, however) cat is most likely the most highly evolved creature you are apt to find in TinyTIM or in any of your travels. Even more intelligent than white mice (q. v.), they come with a strong anti-authoritarian streak and in many cases, an extreme superiority complex. Befriending one is one of the wisest decisions a hitchhiker can make, for once you get in good standing with a cat, you have a friend for life. Or until your tuna supply runs out.