Topic: Pop-Tart church
Category: Old
Author: jima
Creation Date: Wed Jul 17 19:26:26 1991

The Pop-Tart church is a place of worship set up for lovers of that singularly wholesome breakfast pastry, the Pop-Tart. A highly mystical box is set up before the altar, ready for people to enjoy. Come visit the Tomb of the Unknown Pop-Tart! Come for a sermon! Or just hang out in the highly enigmatic sub-basement. NOW FEATURING GUIDED TOURS!!!! That's the Pop-Tart church, plane 16 from the Nexus. Ask for Clarence.